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(314): View more from Missouri

doooooooo herrrrrrrrr

(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm out of practice. be my yoda

(314): View more from Missouri

put your penis in her you must.

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(740): View more from Ohio

i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?

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(614): View more from Ohio

thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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(770): View more from Georgia

After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"

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(647): View more from Ontario

I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers

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(226): View more from Ontario

Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16

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(540): View more from Virginia

Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos

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