how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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