Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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