Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just tell him i said nine months
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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