I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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