are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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