If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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