do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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