I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He shit in the fireplace
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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