He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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