I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s