We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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