this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit