people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.