with your own penis?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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