you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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