i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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