i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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