3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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