elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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