her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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