i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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