i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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