yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's shark week go big or go home
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Randomize
