It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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