I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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