doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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