Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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