so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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