Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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