i don't like sucking hair
even my farts smell like vagina
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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