Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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