Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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