Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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