ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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