We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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