I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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