Jerry, you need to find god
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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