thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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