Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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