Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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