Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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