Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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