So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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