But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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