What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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