we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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