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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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