we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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