I am in a vortex of obligation.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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