Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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