i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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