i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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