Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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