Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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