Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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