We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There r osticjed everywhere
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
